It shouldn’t be this difficult to find an infant sized Team Canada jersey

OH at the office “… I hate you and your twitter feed. Why do I still follow you?”

My kid farts like a full grown adult.

“They came,” said Russia goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov of the Canadian onslaught, “like gorillas coming out of a cage.” /via @DuncPorter

If @mashable says anything good, lemmy know. I can’t follow anymore. So many crappy BREAKING stories and Facebook talk (via @adammcnamara)

“Wikipedia is everything that’s wrong with the Internet: People love it, and it makes them lazy. It’s the McDonalds of knowledge.”

RT @gregmwashington: I knew they used CG in television and in movies but I didn’t know to what extent. Now I do… http://bit.ly/4JQwqi

And we have ourselves a blowout. What a goal.