Vote Sanjaya!

Ok, so let’s get this out of the way immediately. I am by no means a fan of American Idol. In fact, I can’t stand it. I find it far to contrived and completely unentertaining. And that’s why I found it absolutely hilarious that Howard Stern is now pushing to keep Sanjaya in the running as long as possible. From what I understand, Sanjaya is clearly the worst performer this season and should have been voted off ages ago. And we all know this is a voting contest, and not a singing contest, right? So what better way to disrupt the sanctity of the Idol Vote than having everyone vote for the worst singer. The best part is that Sanjaya himself has stated that he knows he’s not better than the other performers.

Imagine him being this years American Idol? He’d have to go out and tour. And they’d have to put out an album. Oh god, this is perfect.

So vote Sanjaya! Let’s see how long we can keep him in the running for.