To the producers of Lost

We don’t care about Charlie’s past as a musician. We don’t care that his brother sold his piano. We don’t care about the love-triagle between Charlie, Claire and Locke.

What do the numbers mean? What is the black smoke? Why are the others on the island? What’s with the button? Where’s Walt? What are the hatches for? What is the Dharma Initiative? What is the island really about? How did they survive the crash? Where is the island? Who are the Others?

Stop with the lame character-developing episodes. They’re boring and no one gives a shit.

Signed,
A Fan of Season One.