Just opened the BBQ and found a mouse inside… I picked it up, threw it in the lake, and .0005 secs later it was eaten by a fish. #cottage

Just took one for the team… a wasp flew into Oliver’s tent (while Mr. O was in there), so I quickly reached in and grabbed it. #stung

Just took one for the team… A wassp

RT @teehanlax: A first glimpse of a forthcoming app called TweetMag (@tweetmagapp) http://bt.io/FenP

Everyone’s freaking out about hearing #inception spoilers, when in reality it would take about an hour to setup and explain the spoilers

The creeping feeling that Android is the new Windows becomes an overwhelming sensation the first time you boot up Droid X—http://j.mp/aMw7eW

Jobs could give Nixon a lesson on not admitting you’ve done something wrong. Well played evil genius, well played. (via @peter_nitsch)

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